Based on your Zodiac Sign, are you a Top or Bottom?
Aquarius = Bottom
This reminds me of Aquaria from Rupaul’s Drag Race, and while I’m not implying that all drag queens are bottoms, she certainly is.
Pisces = Bottom
They would flip around like a fish if they attempted to top. I’m giggling. In my head, I’m currently singing the Spongebob theme tune.
Aries = Bottom
Aries conjures up images of air for me. This conjures up images of someone who is light, airy, and unflappable. As a result, a bottom has been established. I’d also like to point out that Aries sounds like air but is a fire sign, which is a common misconception.
Taurus = Top
The ram is to blame. When it comes to business, a ram is serious. A ram is without a doubt one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet. It’s like they’re head-butting the whole time.
Gemini = Switch
Hehe. Do you follow me here? They’re two-faced for a reason, right?
Cancer = Bottom
Isn’t it true that they always cry? That’s something I’m sure I’ve heard. Or one of the Cancer girls I know is constantly crying.
Leo = Bottom
Because of the flaming energy, you’d assume they’d be the best, but they’re not. It’s a lot of all-talk-no-game activity, with a lot of “look at me.”
Virgo = Top
My list contained an excessive number of bottoms. I felt compelled to include a shirt in this mix. They are, however, almost certainly bottoms. Isn’t it true that we’ve all hit rock bottom?
Libra = Bottom
Libras will remind you that it is libra season, which strikes me as unusual. That’s what I’m talking about when I say “extra bottomy.”
Scorpio = Top
My partner is a Scorpio, and she’s a star; ipso facto, she’s a top-o Scorpio.
Sagittarius = Bottom
From personal experience, I can attest to this. I am a Sagittarius, therefore it’s very personal to me.
Capricorn = Top
Capricorns, I’m pretty sure, have no heart. As a result, the best.
Listen, whether you’re at the top, bottom, or in the centre, if you’re not reciprocating properly, you’re a jerk. It’s just a ridiculous little classification we assign to ourselves for no apparent reason.